Category: Humor

Idiocracy Was Supposed To Be A Movie

Americans Have Made It A Way Of Life

Idiocracy 2006 Picture courtesy of screenrant.com

In 2006, Idiocracy was a movie produced by the creator of Beavis and Butthead, Mike Judge. The movie plot was hilarious, and the picture was very funny.

The movie depicts two individuals who underwent an Army experiment and wake up five hundred years later. Only to be awaken to a dystopian and anti-intellectual society. Virtually a society populated by morons.

Now, let’s move forward to 2025. From government to advertising, the country is facing an identity crisis of major proportions and consequences.

Lead by the Democratic Party, segments of our population have come to believe illegal immigration is a good thing, providing free health care to illegal aliens is justification enough to shut down the government, and enforcing United States laws is unconstitutional.

Our government is run by selfish and inept politicians who continue to be elected by the same people, over and over again. Stupid and ignorant politicians like AOC and Crockett can send our children to war, but somehow they have become the leaders of their party.

Their constituents are so foolish, they go out and hold “No Kings” protests without the common sense, and understanding, that if we were under  a monarchy, they wouldn’t have the opportunity to have such protests.

Everything in our society has been dumbed down. From people been lazy enough to have their food delivered by total strangers, believing that men in women’s sports and bathrooms are normal, and the privilege of citizenship is a nuisance.

Americans get peppered with advertisement aimed at the lowest common denominators in society. White men are portrait as weak and stupid, and commercials depict single mothers and single fathers, completely omitting the value of the family nucleus, while trying to convince us this is the norm.

Blacks continue to be the perpetual victims, while been afforded the same opportunities as any other American citizen.

Victimhood has been very profitable despite the fact they commit over 55% of violent crimes in America.

But, America is such a racist country, that three out every four television commercials are cast with black people. Not bad for a group who claims to be disenfranchised.

Illegal aliens, mostly Hispanics and Latinos, have become the new slave labor in America, which explains why the crowds at the protests mostly white, old people are showing up. After all, these illegals are the ones who pick the crops, cook their meals, and raise their kids.

The media wants to tell us that been overweight is cool, fast food is healthy, and big pharma is nothing to be afraid of.

Boy, I remember when Old Spice used to depict surfer dudes in their commercials, now they have some black guy who’s supposedly stealing the Old Spice from his wife. Seriously?

This is what idiocracy is all about. Society has become so dumb, they are willing to accept everything, no matter how stupid or insane. No matter how ridiculous, illogical, or unrealistic.

If you have a chance to watch the movie Idiocracy, please do so, not only will you have plenty of laughs, but will you be able to see where we are as a country.

Idiocracy was supposed to be a movie, but Americans have made it a way of life.

The King Of Woke Does It Again!

Rich Lerner Of The (Woke) Golf Channel

The King of Woke, Rich Lerner of The Golf Channel

I was watching the USGA Women’s Amateur when I heard Rich Lerner come up with another one of his ridiculous gems.

He was talking about a reunion of all past U.S. Amateur champions when he mentioned the name of Fred Ridley.

He first referred to Fred Ridley as “Chairman” of Augusta National, then caught himself using the NBC Sports non-approved pronoun and immediately changed it to “Chairperson.”

Well Rich, the last time I checked, Fred Ridley still not only a person, but also a man. So, yes, Mr. Ridley is the chairman of Augusta National and you looked like a buffoon on national television.

I know you work for a company that is drunk on woke, but come on man, do not be that kind of stupid. At this point you are just an embarrassment.

What happened to you Rich? You used to be a person we could trust to call it the way it was.

The Best Criminal Vacation Spot in America

New York State

Have you ever thought about committing a crime, but decided not to because you did not want to go to jail?

Fear no more. The state of New York offers great opportunities for ‘wannabe’ criminals to exercise their deplorable fantasies without facing any justice for it.

Where else can a nut job approach a sitting member of Congress, attempts to kill him, and then be released on his own recognizance?

https://nypost.com/2022/07/21/lee-zeldin-attacked-during-campaign-stop-near-rochester-report/

Eventually, not before people expressed their outrage, the federal government, and I am sure they were not happy about it, did their job and arrested this piece of garbage and charged him with a federal assault charge.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/lee-zeldin-attack-suspect-hit-federal-assault-charge

Only in the state of New York can a lowlife attempt to commit murder against a sitting member of Congress and get away with it. But this is not new, New York has some of the more relax prosecution rules in the country.

When the New York General Assembly replaced the old discovery rules with Article 245, they pretty much made it impossible for prosecutors and law enforcement to their jobs.

https://ypdcrime.com/cpl/article245.php

Short of committing first degree murder, you can rest assure criminals will never see a day in jail while awaiting trial, meaning they are free to commit more crimes at the expense of law abiding citizens.

New York City is even worse, but it does offer you with plenty of opportunities to fulfil those criminal desires. The amount of criminal activities are endless and how much you can get away with it without facing serious penalties even more so.

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/new-yorks-new-district-attorney-promises-to-go-soft-on-criminals/

So, next time you wish to go on a ‘Criminal Holiday’ give serious consideration to the state of New York. You can get cheap flights, bail is pretty low, if any at all, and chances are you will not get prosecuted.

‘A toilet by another name would smell as rotten’

The “Ding-Dong” Member of Congress

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

I would love to think the people in the 14th congressional district of New York are smart people, but judging by their choice of representation, I am going to have to deduct they are not.

Since elected to Congress, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez has made a mockery of our government, her state, her district, and our country.

There are too many examples all over the internet to pick a specific one, but not to outdo herself, in the latest she does not fail to impress.

On a Facebook post, she went on to suggest the US political system is an “oligarchy.” Mind you, she is part of that system.

She goes on, “When you look at the fact that our elections are bought, that corporations and…powerful corporate lobbies have more say in our legislation than everyday people, we are living in oligarchy that has its democratic moments.”

Does she even know what the term “oligarchy” means? Probably not, it is just a good soundbite for her fans.

I am sure she does not finance her own campaign and counts on many political donations. This is the way communists behave, the try to shame everyone else for the same things they are doing.

She calls herself a democratic socialist, I call her a full-blown communist. She has been known to say crazy things such as, “presidency that’s not determined by popular vote,” tens of millions of people more can vote for one candidate, one party, and still be in the minority,” gets gerrymandered to all hell once every 10 years in order to ensure an outsize minority.”

If you are trying to make sense of the nonsense this politician spews, do not, she has no common sense.

You would think a member of Congress knows the constitution and understands our system of government, but when she says things like, “It is becoming increasingly difficult for people to defend the stance that we live in a democracy, in a true one.” It begs the question; is she actually serious or is she really this dumb?

As Americans we all know, the United States is a republic, not a democracy. Our electoral system elects the president not by popular vote, but by the Electoral College.

In the same Facebook video, she called Congress a “corrupt institution” and remarked that it was “really wild” and “difficult” to “try” and be a normal person surrounded by so much decay and moral emptiness that frankly transcends party.” Again, she is part and a willing participant of that “decay” and “moral emptiness” in our government.

Obviously, she does not mind been part of the problem.

As reported by several news outlets, the Facebook video was supposed to be about gun violence, but in typical Ocasio-Cortez fashion, she went on to keep complaining about the body she serves in. “So many different areas and issues where all of us agree…Congress still can get their s**t together.” Very classy commentary from the representative of the 14th congressional district.

She went on to say, “I don’t want to be one of these ding-dongs that just tells to vote harder.” “People treat Congress like it’s some kind of incumbency protection racket. These seats do not belong to us.” Notice the congresswoman is up for reelection. A little hypocritical if you ask me.

I could go on, but the video was dreadful, full of nonsense and mostly whining.

Unfortunately for the people of the 14th congressional district of New York, what they sent to the United States Congress is nothing more than a self-serving hot mess, hypocritical communist, with little interest in the wellbeing of her constituency or the United States.

Ocasio-Cortez is a prime example of the “decay” and the “moral emptiness” roaming the halls of Congress.

She is that “ding-dong.”