Category: Humor

Joke of the Week

Biden Administration Blames COVID-19 for Lousy Jobs Report

Stand up comedian, Jen Psaki, delivering the joke. Photo courtesy of therightscoop.com

I understand the Biden Administration has made a habit of blaming everyone else for their screw ups but blaming COVID-19 for the latest jobs report is laughable and ridiculous.

On Friday, October 8th press briefing, the current White House Press Secretary, and failed former State Department Press Secretary under the Obama administration, Jen Psaki, told reporters, “We’ve also seen that the pandemic, while it’s been incredibly challenging on many many levels, it’s also prompted many people to think what their careers might look like and what careers they may pursue,” 

She went on to say, “In our assessment, one is people are still fearful of COVID and what it will be like in work places and ensuring their own safety. There are still challenges as it relates to childcare, eldercare, the cost of those and being able to afford it, and also the availability which is something we’ve seen a shortage of in many communities.”

Psaki moved on by saying Biden was leading during a hard time.

First off, the Biden administration created these “hard times” by themselves and then shifted the burden on to the American people. Our economy was in a good place and jobs were plenty before the Biden administration took office.

One does not have to be a genius to understand the low jobs report numbers come in part because of government paying people more money to stay at home, federal government overreach on private businesses, and COVID-19 unconstitutional mandates.

This is a stagnant economy and therefore 194,000 is not an unexpected number. Of course, when economists are expecting 500,000, this is exposing the failure of the Biden administration.

Democrats need to stop blaming a virus and start taking responsibility for the failed economic policies and the government created welfare state for keeping people away from the job market.

Why work when the government is redistributing from the doers to give to the takers? Exactly!

I am sure laughing…

Joker of the Week

National Security Council Spokeswoman Emily Horne

NSC spokeswoman Emily Horne

The Joker of the Week belongs to National Security Council spokeswoman Emily Horne.

On September 9, 2021, NSC spokeswoman Emily Horne said of the Taliban, “They have shown flexibility, and they have been businesslike and professional in our dealings with them in this effort”.

Like Tennis player John McEnroe would say, “You cannot be serious”.

According to One America News Network, “the compliments were originally delivered by Horne who thanked the terrorist organization for the cooperation in allowing Americans to leave Kabul on Thursday”.

Folks, this is garbage on a Chef Salad.  The Taliban hasn’t done anything to help with the evacuation of Americans out of Afghanistan. 

On the contrary, Americans have been held hostage by the Taliban and left behind by the United States government.  Our government doesn’t even know how many Americans citizens are still in Afghanistan or hiding within the country.

The Biden administration continues to spew lies to hide the reality on the ground. 

The punchline? An utter failure and a foreign policy debacle.

Once again, the joke is on us, a bad joke.

Rant of the Week: Social Distancing or Social Hypocrisy?

I don’t think so……

Watching television during this government created hysteria, it dawned on me the hypocrisy of politicians and the media regarding Social Distancing.

How is it politicians go on national television looking like they just walked out of the makeup trailer?  I am sorry, but I know there’s no way in this world they can exercise Social Distancing, unless they are doing their own make up.  We all know they are not.

This is another case of “Do as I say, not as I do”.  This is absolute nonsense and an insult to the intelligence of the American people.  But don’t be surprised, this is how these people think and feel about you and me.  We are not citizens, we are peasants, we are to follow the rules or else.

Forget about the Constitution, forget human dignity.  It is ok for us to look like crap, but God forbid the Speaker of the House goes on national television, or the comedy shows, looking like she just walked in from a homeless shelter.  No, no, no, folks, her makeup needs to be perfect and her hair has to be nice.

The media talking heads?  Oh boy!  I saw a clip of Anderson Cooper and he looked like a poster boy for Maybelline.   Is Cooper Anderson applying his own makeup?  I don’t think so.  Now, to be fair, on the other hand you have comedian Trevor Noah looking like he hasn’t taken a shower in three months.  I guess we are supposed to feel sorry for him. Oh my!

I started to switch channels looking for other television personalities and politicians.  They all looked fabulous.   The Mayor of Atlanta, Georgia was complaining about Governor Kemp reopening the economy, but the lady didn’t look unkempt, she was wearing nice makeup and she looked fresh, unlike most of her unemployed constituency.  Same thing with Michigan’s governor, she looked like she was ready to walk the Red Carpet.

Spare me!  There’s no Social Distancing been practice by these hypocrites.  They are using Social Distancing as a way to keep the population under control.  If the citizens can’t assemble, they can’t effectively protest.  Numbers are everything and they know it.

Social Distancing, or what I call government blatant violation of my 1st amendment right to freely assemble and associate, is good for you and me, but not for the elite or the political class.  In their eyes, they are better than us, so the rules don’t apply to them.

Meanwhile, they go on television and use fear and misinformation in an attempt to control the people.  The main culprit, Dr. Fauci, with his “Doom and Gloom” Ouija board predictions and faulty models, telling people the only way they can survive is by staying home indefinitely and keeping proper distance.  I hate to brake it to the “Doc”, but when the virus carrying droplets can travel up to 26 feet in the air, that 6 ft. rule of separation and masks pretty much goes out of the window.  You would actually have to dress like a serial killer out of the movie “Hostel” to feel kind of safe.  People, this is just good old common sense!

The strength of the American people is our ability to unite in the face of adversity.  Once the government takes that ability away from us, they can get away with pretty much anything they want.

This is done by design and this has created a government induced unemployment in turn creating a new government dependent class.  There’s no more “Middle Class”, and politicians continue to feed that fantasy, that lie, into the minds of the American people. 

Next time you are watching television and you see your favorite politician and television personality looking good, remember, they are not bound by the same set of rules as you and me, otherwise they would be looking and feeling like us.

This has been my Rant of the Week!