PGA Tour Radio Golf Clowns: Pat Perez & Michael Collins

Professional golfer Pat Perez and former caddie/stand up comedian Michael Collins have to be the biggest clowns on PGA Tour radio.

Perez is a mullet wearing, 43 years old PGA Tour professional who seems to have a foot fetish with Michael Jordan and Collins is a former comedian who claimed he found his calling when Fuzzy Zoeller made a fool of himself when talking about Tiger Woods. Yeah, and he also probably believe rapper Flavor Flav it is actually a musician who deserves to be in the Rock & Roll HOF.

Listening to these two is torture, but I have to listen in order to write about them. I’ll take one for the team because is necessary. It is a bad radio show with two individuals who think they are better than you and me, and above all, immature. The two, who are way beyond puberty, behave like little kids and sound completely ridiculous.

They belittle golf fans left and right throughout the whole show. They are critical of everything they don’t agree with, and they make fun of people over stupid nonsensical issues. To be fair, at least Collins is a former comedian, so he can get away with some of the nonsense, but Perez is an all out buffoon. He thinks swearing, cursing, and acting like a wannabe gangster rapper on radio makes him a big dog, in reality he sounds like an overgrown child.

Perez is constantly crying about how professional golfers can’t live on an average $3.5 million dollar yearly salary. Tell that to those who work 12 hour shifts, and still save money to buy a ticket for a Tour event. I’m sure they are feeling very sorry for you Pat. What about living within your means Pat? Exactly! Don’t ask me to feel sorry Pat, you and your fellow pros live a nice pampered life, which I’m sure you have earned, despite of your constant whining.

Collins can be funny at times, but he can’t help himself and throws the race card on air every chance he gets. It gets old quick, therefore making him the best auto mute available.

Who cares if fans want to dress like Ricky Fowler? Who, by the way, is old enough and should stop dressing like a carrot. Nobody Michael! Who cares if fans wear golf shoes to professional golf events? Nobody Pat! These two clowns think they have the moral high ground to judge people and tell people how to spend their hard earned cash. These are few of the trivial things these two spend talking about.

Who in their right mind gave these two a contract on the flagship satellite radio station for the PGA Tour? He or she needs to be fired!

I could go on for pages about these two, but I think my point has been made. This show is a detriment to PGA Tour radio and the PGA Tour.

Out of Bounds? More like out of their minds! Grow up kids!